Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Funny pictures
Every body loves fun . Fun is the expenditure of time in a manner designed for therapeutic refreshment of one's body or mind.Fun is vary important in our life.Fun helps to refresh our mind and brain.Every body all the time tries to get a fun.Fun can gives people happy.After all day work we needs fun.Because a little fun can gives charge in our body and refresh our mind.Some time fun gives us information about our daily life.
Frend,s today i gives you some funny pictures.Enjoy it..........................
Saturday, April 24, 2010
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A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??"
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??"
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Employer: "We need someone responsible for the job."
"Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong,everybody said I was responsible."
"Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong,everybody said I was responsible."
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
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Two man sitting in a coffee shop.
First said: quickly finish your coffee it will get cooled .
2nd man: So what?
1st replied: O stupid look at menu cold coffee is at double price.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All students were busy writing except one.When teacher checked his note book, there was written "Due to Rain, No Match"
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One day a boy was writing something on a dog.
Father asked what he was doing?
Boy replied, "Teacher told me to write an essay on dog today as homework.
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
Funny Jokes
Fun can gives charge in your mind and use this charge you can run faster.Now i today gives you some funny jokes.Enjoy and refresh your mind .....................................
